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Q: Who are you guys?

A: We’ll tell you what we aren’t: Penguins

Q: How did Uberstox.com start?

A: Honestly, we have always been interested in the stock market and to be perfectly honest, we have always loved money. We started doing research and recommending stocks to people we knew,  they loved it, made some money and so we asked why should they have all the fun? Thus Uberstox was born.

Q: What makes you so awesome?

A: Well we like to think we’re just inherently awesome, but honestly it’s probably all the unicorns and fairy dust.

Q: How do you pick stocks?

A: Picking stocks can be tricky, by sifting through all the crap to find the ones we think will perform the best. See it starts with looking at trends. We love patterns, because patterns make us money.

Then it gets really complicated, and we start to throw around terms like Dragonfly Doji, Stick Sandwich, Upside Tasuki Gap,  Algorithims, and other terms that make us feel smart.

So in the interest of saving time, here’s the short version.

It’s more complicated than time travel. . . . [which I probably shouldn't have even referenced. :X . . . in fact I have already said too much . . . this message will self destruct in five seconds]

Q: Do you guys have a time machine or something?

A: {Nervous Laughter} …. no, no, no. Of course not. I mean we are wrong some of the time you know. Granted its a suspiciously small percentage of the time, almost as if the times we are wrong were on purpose so as not to garner attention from black trenchcoat wearers like Scully and Moulder or those people from Fringe.

Q: Are you sure you dont have a time machine?

A: Seriously dude who sent you here?!?!?